What kind of weapon should a cyclist carry?

On Feb 25, 9:53 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

On Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:45:51 -0800 (PST), kolldata

http://www.misdefenseproducts.com/Hot-Pepper-Sprays-Types-p-1-c-889.h...

Trouble that the SUV that "toots" at you probably got the windows
closed and the AC purring :-)

The tool of choice in the jungle is the machete. You can claim you
need it to cut overhanging branches while riding on sidewalks. It's
also a movie...
Loading Image...

I don't know if there's cause & effect in this, but when you carry a
machete you get a lot of respect and the best chicks...

The best scene is that of the threesome, but that's only my humble
opinion. Parlare italiano?

(sorry, i selected this trailer because of the threesome scene)

Agent_C

2012-02-25 16:36:24 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
But the best strategy is perhaps to avoid conflict with drivers who
are already under the stresses of the rat race. Just make sure they
understand that you are a "peaceful warrior," whatever that means.
Tell you what, give them a banana.

A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.

I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
thing unfold from block away.

A_C

Bruce

2012-02-25 18:54:47 UTC

A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
thing unfold from block away.

Cyclists are such complete shi... ^H^H^H charming people.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-25 19:09:18 UTC

On Feb 25, 10:24 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
On Feb 25, 9:53 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

On Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:45:51 -0800 (PST), kolldata

http://www.misdefenseproducts.com/Hot-Pepper-Sprays-Types-p-1-c-889.h...

Trouble that the SUV that "toots" at you probably got the windows
closed and the AC purring :-)

The tool of choice in the jungle is the machete. You can claim you
need it to cut overhanging branches while riding on sidewalks. It's
also a movie...
http://fancoredaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/machete_ver11.jpg

I don't know if there's cause & effect in this, but when you carry a
machete you get a lot of respect and the best chicks...
http://youtu.be/S4oiYBdjRPA
The best scene is that of the threesome, but that's only my humble
opinion. Parlare italiano?
(sorry, i selected this trailer because of the threesome scene)

Again, I don't want this to be misinterpreted. Hollywood sells
wholesale violence, but very few smart movies. What are those two
chicks doing with this guy in an action movie? Does that happen in
real life to a guy with a machete? Wouldn't they belong in a porno
movie?

But you may always claim that LOVE IS BETTER THAN VIOLENCE, and in
effect it may be the best scene in the movie.

Hollywood though is not coming out clean. They manufacture a reality
that appeals to our primal instincts. The monkey goes wild and goes on
a rampage. This video by contrast goes deeper into human nature and
the ultimate battle of good vs. evil...

BALI "Wild Monkeys Running Free"

The monkeys around here live in cages and drive cages --often going
beyond their means.

"Bali, Bali," everyone talks about Bali, but the monkey may hold the
ultimate truth. "PARADISE IS WHERE YOU CAN ROAM FREE."

Another "manufactured reality": Escaping routine, Julia Roberts goes
to Bali looking for happiness and while riding a classic bicycle --all
romantic so far-- this wealthy guy driving a 4WD vehicle literally
bumps into her, injuring her... and she falls in love. He's not
converted to bicycling, though, as you'd expect in wisdom. In the
final scene they disappear into the horizon as he roars his
motorboat's mighty outboard motors toward a deserted island...

"POLLUTION IN PARADISE" is also very common around here. Riding a
canoe --true ancient wisdom-- is as dangerous as cycling because of
the motorboats. So dangerous that you better not cross their path on
weekends and beware, they are likely to be drunk and they have the
right of way! The rules on the water are even more predatory than on
land. You don't need a motorboat to reach the islands though. All you
need is the Wisdom of the Jungle.

Do I sound like preaching? Then you must hear this...

Many paths in the jungle, and we all have a different approach. The
priest misses the bike, that's where wisdom is. "PEDAL, EAT, LOVE,"
that's my recipe for happiness. You can't eat when you are not hungry,
and you can't be hungry when you don't burn the calories. No gyms
here. You need to roam free and feel the energy. Energy, everything is
energy. Time to ride a bike now. No prayers. No machete.

This "universal truth" is only limited where mountains are too high.
That's the realm of the Buddhist monks and the beasts of burden.

This is the final equation: E=MC2...

The theory of everything is finally in place. Even our most rewarding
fantasy with two girls are about energy. It's neurons firing
electrical impulses. Is the orgasm energy or what? I think it is, but
that's only my humble opinion.

The bike outing? I'm afraid is going to rain.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-26 15:15:08 UTC

On Feb 25, 11:05 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
On Feb 25, 10:24 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
On Feb 25, 9:53 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

On Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:45:51 -0800 (PST), kolldata

http://www.misdefenseproducts.com/Hot-Pepper-Sprays-Types-p-1-c-889.h...

Trouble that the SUV that "toots" at you probably got the windows
closed and the AC purring :-)

Again, I don't want this to be misinterpreted.

Again, I don't want to feed the... uh, whatever, but...

I knew someone, somewhere would have the courage to analyze this even
when he lacks the plugins that are like the "exhibits" in a trial.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Hollywood sells
wholesale violence, but very few smart movies. What are those two
chicks doing with this guy in an action movie? Does that happen in
real life to a guy with a machete? Wouldn't they belong in a porno
movie?

Don't even know what you're talking about; don't want to, either.

Violence, sex and the good guy wins at the end... it's Hollywood
recipe for success. Check the title, 'MACHETE,' and you almost laugh
at the choice of weapon. Yes, I see some sense of humor in it.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
But you may always claim that LOVE IS BETTER THAN VIOLENCE, and in
effect it may be the best scene in the movie.

Don't know what movie you're talking about (or want to), but I think
you may be thinking about "passion".

I'm thinking that two girls in the pool with him sounds rather stupid
in an action movie, but maybe when you go out with a machete girls
fall for you.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Hollywood though is not coming out clean. They manufacture a reality...

No, they don't. We each manufacture that reality in our own minds.
(I believe there may be another, real, reality, but couldn't say for
sure from inside my head here.)

Sorry, sorry. The image of America around the world is one thing, the
reality is another. If you are INSIDE, you got your own mental
picture. If you are OUTSIDE, you may not have a clue. HOLLYWOOD IS
AMERICA for many.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
... that appeals to our primal instincts. The monkey goes wild and goes on
a rampage. This video by contrast goes deeper into human nature and
the ultimate battle of good vs. evil...

(Why, oh why do I keep feeding the animals... )

Feed the monkeys and they will come back to you every time. Don't feed
them and they steal from you anyway.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
BALI "Wild Monkeys Running Free"
http://youtu.be/jwLwOFF5gcQ

("click here to download the plugin")

Oh, the plugin. Is that an excuse?

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
The monkeys around here live in cages and drive cages --often going
beyond their means.
"Bali, Bali," everyone talks about Bali, but the monkey may hold the
ultimate truth. "PARADISE IS WHERE YOU CAN ROAM FREE."

This "everyone" who talks about Bali: Do other people hear them
talking? Or only you. (This question will be key on the schizoprenia
quiz.)

Everybody WITH MONEY wants to be in Bali. Only those who can't afford
it aren't there. It's like the car. IF YOU RIDE A BIKE IS BECAUSE YOU
CAN'T AFFORD A CAR, or such is the public perception.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Another "manufactured reality": Escaping routine, Julia Roberts goes
to Bali looking for happiness and while riding a classic bicycle --all
romantic so far-- this wealthy guy driving a 4WD vehicle literally
bumps into her, injuring her... and she falls in love. He's not
converted to bicycling, though, as you'd expect...

You and Frank and I might like to see that, but cognizant of
"reality", we'd expect him to give her a ride.

A ride? That's what guys expect from girls riding bikes around here.
They don't want a "ride." They are fine riding a bike.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
... in wisdom. In the
final scene they disappear into the horizon as he roars his
motorboat's mighty outboard motors toward a deserted island...

mighty

Yes mighty, like having 4 outboard motors roaring at the same time. I
think they can use like 2,000 hp.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
http://youtu.be/mjay5vgIwt4
"POLLUTION IN PARADISE" is also very common around here. Riding a
canoe --true ancient wisdom-- is as dangerous as cycling because of
the motorboats. So dangerous that you better not cross their path on
weekends and beware, they are likely to be drunk and they have the
right of way! The rules on the water are even more predatory than on
land. You don't need a motorboat to reach the islands though. All you
need is the Wisdom of the Jungle.

You mean like the innocent critters just trying to live that wind up
roadkill every spring?

Well, if critters had some wisdom, they wouldn't be caught crossing
the road. Roads are not in their evolutionary path.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Do I sound like preaching? Then you must hear this...
http://youtu.be/FbYPObpyLaE

("click here to download the plugin")

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Many paths in the jungle, and we all have a different approach. The
priest misses the bike, that's where wisdom is. "PEDAL, EAT, LOVE,"
that's my recipe for happiness.

Not bad, brother - not bad.

Oh, thank you. I knew I've written something right.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
You can't eat when you are not hungry,
and you can't be hungry when you don't burn the calories. No gyms
here. You need to roam free and feel the energy. Energy, everything is
energy. Time to ride a bike now. No prayers. No machete.

I had a machete once. Some punks stole it - probably regarded it as a
weapon. I used it for doing battle with the blackberries. Profound
activity.

You should never let them steal your machete. You tell them you are a
guy who means no harm and is looking for berries.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
This "universal truth" is only limited where mountains are too high.
That's the realm of the Buddhist monks and the beasts of burden.
This is the final equation: E=MC2...
http://youtu.be/J-S3c1U4FPA

("click here to download the plugin")

Again?

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
The theory of everything is finally in place.

Well it's about time.

Yes, EVERYTHING IS ENERGY. Even our foreign policy is about energy.
Politics is about energy. If the price of energy goes too high,
politicians don't get reelected.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Even our most rewarding
fantasy....

... occurs in our own reality.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
... with two girls...

I thought you were seeking wisdom ;-)

I'm looking for FUN & WISDOM. Monks are looking for wisdom only.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
... are about energy. It's neurons firing
electrical impulses. Is the orgasm energy or what? I think it is, but
that's only my humble opinion.

Sometimes it's better to just go with the flow.

That's a strategy for survival unless they are flowing toward
disaster. I actually think we are headed that way.

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
The bike outing? I'm afraid is going to rain.

So what. You get as wet as you're going to get, and then you are.
It's actually a very enlightening state.

Actually I didn't have the energy. But I have it today. I'll go out no
matter what.

(There. Wasn't that fun?)

Yes, it was. It must be fun or else it's not fit for the monkey.
That's why we can sell bicycling as a fun activity. We must change
public perception there. It's not because we can't afford a car.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-26 15:42:02 UTC

On Feb 26, 9:08 am, "AngryOldWhiteGuy"

We're allowed to carry guns in the free state of Texas - heck, it's almost
required - I usually go with a 50 cal belt fed mounted on my recumbent
trike - my BUG (back up gun) is a 12 guage pump gun mounted under the seat,
and I have a 380 semi automatic pistol with three extra magazines strapped
to my ankle - that's for when I'm riding around the neighborhood - anytime I
ride near the 'hood, I wear my Kevlar apparel, and take my two 75 pound pit
bulls along with me.

We are trying to put together something like this for our outings
along major roads...

http://www.freakingnews.com/Bicycle-Gun-Pics-4379.asp

My girlfriend can be the gunner while I'm the captain of the whole
contraption.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-25 19:13:05 UTC

A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
thing unfold from block away.

Cyclists are such complete shi... ^H^H^H charming people.

I still think the banana is the best weapon in most cases.

Free Lunch

2012-02-25 19:39:04 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

On Sat, 25 Feb 2012 11:13:05 -0800 (PST), "His Highness the
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
thing unfold from block away.

Cyclists are such complete shi... ^H^H^H charming people.

I still think the banana is the best weapon in most cases.

Presumably using the Beverly Hills Cop method.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-25 19:48:09 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

Post by Free Lunch
On Sat, 25 Feb 2012 11:13:05 -0800 (PST), "His Highness the
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
thing unfold from block away.

Cyclists are such complete shi... ^H^H^H charming people.

I still think the banana is the best weapon in most cases.

Presumably using the Beverly Hills Cop method.

Why not, it sounds very clever. Does it work though?

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-25 20:16:39 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

Post by Free Lunch
On Sat, 25 Feb 2012 11:13:05 -0800 (PST), "His Highness the
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
thing unfold from block away.

Cyclists are such complete shi... ^H^H^H charming people.

I still think the banana is the best weapon in most cases.

Presumably using the Beverly Hills Cop method.

Now assume the driver is all enraged because you are just plain slow,
and he/she is looking for an excuse to act their anger --they love to
spoil your day-- but instead you walk toward him/her and say, "Hey,
I'm a peaceful warrior. Here's a banana!"

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-26 01:44:37 UTC

Curiosity bites.
Do you ever ride a bicycle?
Cheers

If I didn't I'd be a hypocrite. I'm a real rider in the real world
trying to promote the bike as a real vehicle, ie. Dutch style cycling.
I do ride in conditions best described as "adverse and hostile," but
it's also very rewarding by my choice of style, namely "safari." In
other words, my riding a bike makes one of a kind.

All that elusive look SUV owners try to get --adventurous-- I get it
with much mundane means. But humbleness is my trademark.

It doesn't really matter if you ride a lot or a little. I did some 12
miles yesterday, none today. It hasn't rained, just windy and
overcast.

Bolwerk

2012-02-28 01:40:51 UTC

A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
thing unfold from block away.

Cyclists are such complete shi... ^H^H^H charming people.

Uh, yeah, antisocial behavior from the car crowd is totally unheard of.
Totally!

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-28 02:50:03 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
"The Right to bear Arms" is enshrined in the Constitution --or so they
say-- and one has to wonder how it can benefit cyclists. We are often
on the receiving end of attacks and one must be ready to fight for
survival.
A gun is not much of help and it can get you many years behind bars.
At close quarters it may not be the best choice. I say a baseball bat
is one good choice, though you must accommodate that in your bicycle,
perhaps strapped to the frame. A stun-gun sounds like an even better
choice. You'll be ready for people and dogs alike. A whip is something
they wouldn't expect, but you must be very good at it. Say "jump" and
crack the whip. The sticks with the chain they use in martial arts
seem very appropriate. I propose that we use a water-gun to keep the
animal instincts from boiling over.
But the best strategy is perhaps to avoid conflict with drivers who
are already under the stresses of the rat race. Just make sure they
understand that you are a "peaceful warrior," whatever that means.
Tell you what, give them a banana.
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http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION

A sword-cane, a howdah pistol and a stiff upper lip.

http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2011/08/eric-nelson/the-truth-about-bicycle-carry/

This advice can be handy...

'An outside-the-waistband (OWB) holster with a baggy shirt can be an
ideal bicycle carry set-up: comfortable, accessible and discreet. If
you go for OWB, make sure the gun is completely secure in the holster.
There’s no jolt quite like hitting a pothole at speed. Also, bicycles
crash, sometime spectacularly. Best to “wake up” with your gun on your
person.'

Just be prepared for anything...

'Where I live, we’ve had several incidents in the past year or two of
gangs of yutes targeting cyclists, knocking them down, beating them
up, and robbing them of bikes and whatever they’re carrying. One
victim was in the hospital for ages with head trauma, etc.'

***

I wonder what's behind that violence. Could it be that society
considers us outcasts or just that we are easy prey? How about looking
for solutions such as educational campaigns as well as warnings
against hate crimes and harassment, including the "toot"? How about
placing UNDERCOVER COPS ON BIKES to fight violence against cyclists?
What's the role of the police in all of this?

As to the advice above, isn't it an RPG a better weapon to get drivers
that already did something to you and are escaping fast ahead of you?
Just wondering how you hit a moving target. Isn't total obliteration
the only answer?

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-28 15:32:10 UTC

On Feb 27, 9:48 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
As to the advice above, isn't it an RPG a better weapon to get drivers
that already did something to you and are escaping fast ahead of you?
Just wondering how you hit a moving target. Isn't total obliteration
the only answer?

I think this comment posted after another cyclist got killed in NC
sums up the situation:

"the biggest issue is lack of education for both motorists and
cyclists. A lot of motorists don't realize cyclists have the right to
the road and most people riding bikes don't understand they have to
follow the exact same laws as a vehicle. On top of that a lot of
bicycle riders could care less about motorists, and vice versa. The
state and federal government could do a lot to change this, but it's
at the bottom of the to do list."

http://www2.nbc17.com/news/2012/feb/27/hillsborough-cyclist-accident-only-latest-happen-w-ar-1979265/

LACK OF EDUCATION seems to be the main problem. THE LAWS ARE SO
CONFUSING NOBODY KNOWS THEM FOR SURE. It's you and the driver fighting
over the meaning of it. Some say "3 feet" is the solution, but nobody
carries a measuring tape. The government could do a lot to change
things but it won't. What's a law-abiding cyclist to do in all this
chaos? How you defend yourself when motorists don't know the rights of
cyclists? It's kind of obvious. Yes, CARRY A BIG GUN. You don't expect
drivers to educate themselves when the laws are vaguely worded and
they can get away with bullying. That's the way it is, my friends.
There are many inspiring movies from Hollywood that teach you how a
lone man can handle the bad guys...

Beware though. In the real world the good guys often lose. Sometimes
shooting first gives you the edge. Sometimes not shooting is the wise
thing to do. It's you and the guy fighting the most primal fight of
all: TERRITORIAL FIGHT. Try reasoning with a dog. It doesn't work. Oh,
there's mace out there. Please refrain yourself.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-28 16:17:29 UTC

Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
phone camera.
Like my martial arts instructor used to say, "once you've resorted to
violence, you've already fucked up 5 different ways."
/s

Best weapon is prevention. Pretend you didn't see the guy that cut you
off and you may avoid getting hurt. You must accept that you are a
loser though, and that's hard. Try in front of the mirror, "I'm a
loser."

Well, if you are not cut out that way, just call 9-1-1 the minute the
guy slows down. Yell "I'm under attack by this guy with license
plate..."

But I never expected the martial arts instructor to be a Buddhist,
though sometimes they are. VIOLENCE AND PEACE ARE LIKE YIN-YANG.
Either extreme is a sign of RADICALISM, but that's only my humble
opinion.

J.R.Guthrie

2012-03-01 13:07:32 UTC

Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
phone camera.

The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
close enough to be injured yourself.

As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.

But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.

Cheers,
Jim Guthrie

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-03-01 15:07:30 UTC

Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
phone camera.

The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
close enough to be injured yourself.
As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.

Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-03-01 17:02:14 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

On Mar 1, 10:08 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
phone camera.

The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
close enough to be injured yourself.
As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.

Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.

My "vow of modesty" doesn't allow me to brag about this, but I'm a
very clever monkey. First off, only the bicycle can navigate streets
made to defeat pedestrians. Our sprawls often lack sidewalks or simply
the distances are too long. Secondly, the bicycle keeps you alert so
your mind expands and you enjoy the world. Thirdly, the bike is a
"beast of burden" sot you get that load off your back. Fourthly, the
bicycle is cool in hot weather, but not so good in cold weather and
mountains.

Only those who live in those conditions are excused somewhat for being
"slow."

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-03-01 20:24:02 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

On Mar 1, 7:08 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
so

Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
phone camera.

The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
close enough to be injured yourself.
As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.

Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,

I call bullshit.

There is no "so", because the premise is baloney.
However...

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
they [bicycists, and, IMO, pedestrains] are the ones that should be promoted and protected.

... this I can get totally behind for other reasons.

We are smartest, the culmination of 6 million years of evolution...

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Pedestrians fall short before the invention of the wheel.

J.R.Guthrie

2012-03-01 21:28:06 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" wrote in

Post by J.R.Guthrie
But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.

Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.

Bicycle users are uniformly rude idiots -- but I see by this response that
it might be diagnosable that thy live in a fantasyland, perhaps even on
another planet.

Given that they generally ignore traffic signs, stop signs and traffic
lights, we can only lament that more aren’t winners of Darwin Awards.

I long ago challenged members of this list to report any occasion when they
see a bicyclist actually following basic traffic rules -- as one would
expect, no one has come up with any evidence whatsoever that they have any
brains at all. I have noted that there have ben claims that bad bicyclists
are all messengers -- but in that case, every cyclist in the city of New
York must be a Bike Messenger.

Cheers,
Jim Guthrie

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-03-02 00:48:22 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

"His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher" wrote in

Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,
so they are the ones that should be promoted and protected.

Bicycle users are uniformly rude idiots -- but I see by this response that
it might be diagnosable that thy live in a fantasyland, perhaps even on
another planet.
Given that they generally ignore traffic signs, stop signs and traffic
lights, we can only lament that more aren’t winners of Darwin Awards.
I long ago challenged members of this list to report any occasion when they
see a bicyclist actually following basic traffic rules -- as one would
expect, no one has come up with any evidence whatsoever that they have any
brains at all. I have noted that there have ben claims that bad bicyclists
are all messengers -- but in that case, every cyclist in the city of New
York must be a Bike Messenger.

Have you tried been one? Maybe your IQ would improve, or at least you
would have more sympathy for the only species that can ignore both the
car and public transportation. I don't want to judge IQ for public
transportation users, but I know public transportation is expensive
and unreliable.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-03-02 01:34:39 UTC

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

On Mar 1, 7:08 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

Best weapon is conversational skills. Second best weapon is a cell
phone camera.

The best weapon is simply being alert enough that when the bicyclist
disrespects a pedestrian legally walking in a crosswalk to bump him/her in
such a way as they go flying -- maybe into a handy lamppost, while not being
close enough to be injured yourself.
As we know, cops don’t really enforce too many laws against cyclists,
because it's too much like work, so people are on their own.
But maybe if we can get enough of the bicycle idiots into hospitals word
will get around that they really ought to obey simple traffic rules, though
so far there's no evidence that bike riders have a high enough IQ for that.

Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,

I call bullshit.

I call it advertising.

Well, I know where your doubts are coming from: All these years of
brainwashing that winners buy cars, makes you believe that you are a
loser.

But we are not. We actually have the highest IQ.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-03-02 01:45:15 UTC

On Mar 1, 7:56 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"

On 01/03/2012 17:08, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser

(There's no scientific study to prove this, just casual observation)
Bike riders demonstrate higher IQ than both drivers and pedestrians,

I wonder why there is no scientific study to back that up?

Just because they are discriminating against the smartest people on
earth, true descendents of Einstein.

No, they are not. Adopting the right survival strategy shows a high IQ
level. The stupidest people are the engineers, then those who ride on
the road under unsafe conditions.

If your chosen mode of transport is so fucking dangerous you need a
survival stratedgy, that makes you a bit thick.

Dangerous doesn't mean stupid. Our brave soldiers are not stupid.

My "vow of modesty" doesn't allow me to brag about this, but I'm a
very clever monkey.

No, you are a total twat.

If it wasn't for my vow I'd claim Einstein's IQ.

Those of us who really do have Einstein's IQ might be inclined to
object, guv'nah.

Well, I hope you know where the Theory of Relativity is coming from...
http://bicycling.about.com/od/thebikelife/ig/Stars-on-bikes/Albert-Ei...

Very few people who actually ride a bike are not smart...

http://bicycling.about.com/od/thebikelife/ig/Stars-on-bikes/George-Bush-on-a-bike.htm

But maybe he only does it for photo ops.

JNugent

2012-03-02 21:52:56 UTC

A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
thing unfold from block away.
A_C

An offence under the 1971 Criminal Damage Act.

It gets you arrested (so ineligible for a USA visa waiver whether or not you
are subsequently convicted) and on conviction, a prison term of up to 10
years. Or a fine. Or both.

Agent_C

2012-03-03 14:35:27 UTC

Post by JNugent
An offence under the 1971 Criminal Damage Act.
It gets you arrested (so ineligible for a USA visa waiver whether or not you
are subsequently convicted) and on conviction, a prison term of up to 10
years. Or a fine. Or both.

White boys like me virtually never get prosecuted for such things;
plus they gotta' catch me first.

So, I'm not exactly shaking in my boots...

A_C

Bolwerk

2012-03-04 20:00:35 UTC

Post by JNugent

A dose of pepper spray to the steering wheel and/or the door handles
will effectively take the vehicle out of service for a period of time.
The driver will not be able to avoid getting the material on his hands
and his eyes will soon tear uncontrollably.
I was a avid cyclist back in the 90's and this proved a very effective
strategy against reckless motorists. It's also fun to watch the whole
thing unfold from block away.
A_C

An offence under the 1971 Criminal Damage Act.
It gets you arrested (so ineligible for a USA visa waiver whether or not
you are subsequently convicted) and on conviction, a prison term of up
to 10 years. Or a fine. Or both.

It's also an entirely morally defensible act that just so happens to fly
in the face of what the state deems important. So of course it's illegal.

His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher

2012-02-29 15:14:05 UTC