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Do you expect God to travel at the speed of light?
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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-04-25 13:37:08 UTC
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That would be painfully slow for him to control the Universe. He made
such grandiose space just that he could house us, so he was more
wasteful than any project undertaken by Man including the pyramids...
Unless he populated other planets all over the Universe.

So in what physical dimension God could travel around? Is he faster
than the speed of light?

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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-04-25 18:02:08 UTC
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Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
That would be painfully slow for him to control the Universe. He made
such grandiose space just that he could house us, so he was more
wasteful than any project undertaken by Man including the pyramids...
Unless he populated other planets all over the Universe.
So in what physical dimension God could travel around? Is he faster
than the speed of light?
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"I thought about it while riding a bike" -Einstein
http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
He is everywhere at all times. He don't need to travel. I think he is
dark energy or dark matter. Maybe he is all that empty space in atoms.
More likely though he is in that empty space in spaced out people's heads.
I see some gaps in that theory, such as where are the
extraterrestrials?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-04-25 21:44:05 UTC
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On 4/25/2011 1:59 PM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
I see some gaps in that theory, such as where are the
extraterrestrials?
There are none.
Wait, if God made such a large Universe was to house more than humans
despite the fact that it disproves the Bible, which is after all a
book written by ignorant herdsmen.

If there's no God and no purpose, then you can believe either way.
Just don't say you saw a flying saucer.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-04-25 23:45:41 UTC
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On Apr 25, 5:44 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
On 4/25/2011 1:59 PM, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
I see some gaps in that theory, such as where are the
extraterrestrials?
There are none.
Wait, if God made such a large Universe was to house more than humans
despite the fact that it disproves the Bible, which is after all a
book written by ignorant herdsmen.
If there's no God and no purpose, then you can believe either way.
Just don't say you saw a flying saucer.
I've come up with a formula:

E=mC2

Where is Energy, m is mass, and C2 is the square of the imagination of
the Christian.

Yes, the imagination of the Christian is faster than light.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-04-28 20:12:03 UTC
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God travels faster than the Speed of Light.
So does your mom.
We all do - from all stars farther than 14.7 billion light years from
here.
Well, his mom is a relative...Get it? Relative?
For God to prove Einstein wrong he would have to be faster than light.
Albert said these famous words, "I thought about it while riding a
bike," and he represents the Beach Cruiser Philosophy better than
anyone.

"All the results ... are in agreement with Einstein's Theory of
Special Relativity," Piner said. "The jets are accelerated right up to
the edge of the speed-of-light barrier but not beyond, even though
these are some of the most efficient accelerators in the universe."

http://www.space.com/694-blazing-speed-fastest-stuff-universe.html

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The score is Einstein 1, God 0.

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