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The Ultimate Christian Cruelty
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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-12-04 02:04:08 UTC
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My girlfriend told me she dreamed of killing herself, perhaps
influenced by this old lady she takes care of who doesn't have a
quality life, and I said that it would make no sense to keep on living
when you don't have your health.

In this Christian world, where CAUSE & EFFECT are rarely connected,
they deny you SPACE TO WALK/RIDE A BIKE, they deny you a HEALTHY DIET,
and when you get sick they deny you HEALTHCARE & EUTHANASIA. Isn't
that the ultimate cruelty?

In the Wisdom of the Jungle, though, what matters most is the QUALITY
OF LIFE, and then you could choose to take the plunge into the
unknown. Epicurus said death is not to be feared, and my mice confirm
that such is the truth. Last mouse to die just took the jump when she
became ill, but Koko is alive and well. She's working out at the wheel
and eating healthy. She's inspirational for the revolution.

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Martin Edwards
2011-12-04 08:34:44 UTC
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On 04/12/2011 02:04, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
My girlfriend told me she dreamed of killing herself, perhaps
influenced by this old lady she takes care of who doesn't have a
quality life, and I said that it would make no sense to keep on living
when you don't have your health.
In this Christian world, where CAUSE& EFFECT are rarely connected,
they deny you SPACE TO WALK/RIDE A BIKE, they deny you a HEALTHY DIET,
and when you get sick they deny you HEALTHCARE& EUTHANASIA. Isn't
that the ultimate cruelty?
In the Wisdom of the Jungle, though, what matters most is the QUALITY
OF LIFE, and then you could choose to take the plunge into the
unknown. Epicurus said death is not to be feared, and my mice confirm
that such is the truth. Last mouse to die just took the jump when she
became ill, but Koko is alive and well. She's working out at the wheel
and eating healthy. She's inspirational for the revolution.
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On the UK radio there was an item about a totally paralysed man who
wanted to die. One post asked if he would be better off in Hell. The
stony cruelty of the true Christian.
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Myth, after all, is what we believe naturally. History is what we must
painfully learn and struggle to remember. -Albert Goldman
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-12-04 14:04:12 UTC
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Post by Martin Edwards
On 04/12/2011 02:04, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
My girlfriend told me she dreamed of killing herself, perhaps
influenced by this old lady she takes care of who doesn't have a
quality life, and I said that it would make no sense to keep on living
when you don't have your health.
In this Christian world, where CAUSE&  EFFECT are rarely connected,
they deny you SPACE TO WALK/RIDE A BIKE, they deny you a HEALTHY DIET,
and when you get sick they deny you HEALTHCARE&  EUTHANASIA. Isn't
that the ultimate cruelty?
In the Wisdom of the Jungle, though, what matters most is the QUALITY
OF LIFE, and then you could choose to take the plunge into the
unknown. Epicurus said death is not to be feared, and my mice confirm
that such is the truth. Last mouse to die just took the jump when she
became ill, but Koko is alive and well. She's working out at the wheel
and eating healthy. She's inspirational for the revolution.
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On the UK radio there was an item about a totally paralysed man who
wanted to die.  One post asked if he would be better off in Hell.  The
stony cruelty of the true Christian.
It remains to be seen if the Christian Paradise offers a fully
functional body AND a bike to ride.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-12-04 14:29:59 UTC
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On Dec 4, 9:04 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Post by Martin Edwards
On 04/12/2011 02:04, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
My girlfriend told me she dreamed of killing herself, perhaps
influenced by this old lady she takes care of who doesn't have a
quality life, and I said that it would make no sense to keep on living
when you don't have your health.
In this Christian world, where CAUSE&  EFFECT are rarely connected,
they deny you SPACE TO WALK/RIDE A BIKE, they deny you a HEALTHY DIET,
and when you get sick they deny you HEALTHCARE&  EUTHANASIA. Isn't
that the ultimate cruelty?
In the Wisdom of the Jungle, though, what matters most is the QUALITY
OF LIFE, and then you could choose to take the plunge into the
unknown. Epicurus said death is not to be feared, and my mice confirm
that such is the truth. Last mouse to die just took the jump when she
became ill, but Koko is alive and well. She's working out at the wheel
and eating healthy. She's inspirational for the revolution.
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On the UK radio there was an item about a totally paralysed man who
wanted to die.  One post asked if he would be better off in Hell.  The
stony cruelty of the true Christian.
It remains to be seen if the Christian Paradise offers a fully
functional body AND a bike to ride.
I just thought of this: Assume I go to Heaven (I doubt it) and God
puts me together with this woman I'm still married to... I'd say,
"God, thank you but I rather be dead!"

Or I may go to Hell and do whatever I want. It's like everything falls
apart once you start thinking about it.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-12-04 20:31:00 UTC
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On Dec 4, 10:57 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
On Dec 4, 10:30 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
On Dec 4, 9:04 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Post by Martin Edwards
On 04/12/2011 02:04, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
My girlfriend told me she dreamed of killing herself, perhaps
influenced by this old lady she takes care of who doesn't have a
quality life, and I said that it would make no sense to keep on living
when you don't have your health.
In this Christian world, where CAUSE& EFFECT are rarely connected,
they deny you SPACE TO WALK/RIDE A BIKE, they deny you a HEALTHY DIET,
and when you get sick they deny you HEALTHCARE& EUTHANASIA. Isn't
that the ultimate cruelty?
In the Wisdom of the Jungle, though, what matters most is the QUALITY
OF LIFE, and then you could choose to take the plunge into the
unknown. Epicurus said death is not to be feared, and my mice confirm
that such is the truth. Last mouse to die just took the jump when she
became ill, but Koko is alive and well. She's working out at the wheel
and eating healthy. She's inspirational for the revolution.
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On the UK radio there was an item about a totally paralysed man who
wanted to die. One post asked if he would be better off in Hell. The
stony cruelty of the true Christian.
It remains to be seen if the Christian Paradise offers a fully
functional body AND a bike to ride.
I just thought of this: Assume I go to Heaven (I doubt it) and God
puts me together with this woman I'm still married to... I'd say,
"God, thank you but I rather be dead!"
Or I may go to Hell and do whatever I want. It's like everything falls
apart once you start thinking about it.
lol
hail eris?
This is Paradise...
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Wait, maybe this one...
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Or this one...
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Are the SHARKS going to be around though?
we can say they are.
But a sharks' paradise is very different from the beach-goers'
paradise.

In Australia they needed nets to keep them apart with nets.

And Satan will surely try to cause trouble by other means...

"Piranhas Attack 100 Beach Goers In Brazil"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/26/piranhas-attack-100-beach-goers_n_981410.html

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These piranhas though could easily squeeze through the nets. The
passage in the Bible about a camel passing through a needle's eye
reminds me of this net keeping the predators out. How small the
passage has to be to stop unwanted guests? And once they are in, I'm
assuming they can't be kicked out again. The Christians worship God so
to get in, but maybe there's a back door. Maybe people are trying to
escape through the back door!
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-12-05 02:06:28 UTC
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"TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
On Dec 4, 9:04 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
Post by Martin Edwards
On 04/12/2011 02:04, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
My girlfriend told me she dreamed of killing herself, perhaps
influenced by this old lady she takes care of who doesn't have a
quality life, and I said that it would make no sense to keep on living
when you don't have your health.
In this Christian world, where CAUSE& EFFECT are rarely connected,
they deny you SPACE TO WALK/RIDE A BIKE, they deny you a HEALTHY DIET,
and when you get sick they deny you HEALTHCARE& EUTHANASIA. Isn't
that the ultimate cruelty?
In the Wisdom of the Jungle, though, what matters most is the QUALITY
OF LIFE, and then you could choose to take the plunge into the
unknown. Epicurus said death is not to be feared, and my mice confirm
that such is the truth. Last mouse to die just took the jump when she
became ill, but Koko is alive and well. She's working out at the wheel
and eating healthy. She's inspirational for the revolution.
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On the UK radio there was an item about a totally paralysed man who
wanted to die. One post asked if he would be better off in Hell. The
stony cruelty of the true Christian.
It remains to be seen if the Christian Paradise offers a fully
functional body AND a bike to ride.
I just thought of this: Assume I go to Heaven (I doubt it) and God
puts me together with this woman I'm still married to... I'd say,
"God, thank you but I rather be dead!"
Or I may go to Hell and do whatever I want. It's like everything falls
apart once you start thinking about it.
*
Mark Twain said something like: "Heaven for climate; Hell for company!"
earle
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Mark Twain would be in "Occupy Wall Street" and so does Jesus. But
what would they have in common?
On Dec 5, 4:53 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
He has helped in empire building ever since but doesn't guarantee
results. And he wouldn't guarantee results for the occupy movement
either. He's been a failure by most standards.
nobody has explained this occupy thing to me, sorry.
I'm lost myself, but they are protesting GREED, and Jesus would join
that revolution. But I don't know if the Christians are joining the
revolution or not.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-12-05 03:21:31 UTC
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On Dec 5, 4:53 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
On Dec 4, 10:05 pm, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
Post by Martin Edwards
On 04/12/2011 02:04, His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
My girlfriend told me she dreamed of killing herself, perhaps
influenced by this old lady she takes care of who doesn't have a
quality life, and I said that it would make no sense to keep on living
when you don't have your health.
In this Christian world, where CAUSE& EFFECT are rarely connected,
they deny you SPACE TO WALK/RIDE A BIKE, they deny you a HEALTHY DIET,
and when you get sick they deny you HEALTHCARE& EUTHANASIA. Isn't
that the ultimate cruelty?
In the Wisdom of the Jungle, though, what matters most is the QUALITY
OF LIFE, and then you could choose to take the plunge into the
unknown. Epicurus said death is not to be feared, and my mice confirm
that such is the truth. Last mouse to die just took the jump when she
became ill, but Koko is alive and well. She's working out at the wheel
and eating healthy. She's inspirational for the revolution.
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On the UK radio there was an item about a totally paralysed man who
wanted to die. One post asked if he would be better off in Hell. The
stony cruelty of the true Christian.
christ might be suicidal by now if he was aware of his legacy.
Jesus would have either committed suicide or joined the occupy
movement to make an impact on the world.
But he could have chosen to make a bigger impact than his crucifixion
and show up at the Roman Circus to prove to those arrogant Romans
who's the boss. The same Romans though later converted to Christianity
before the fall of the empire. Is there a cause and effect to this?
He has helped in empire building ever since but doesn't guarantee
results. And he wouldn't guarantee results for the occupy movement
either. He's been a failure by most standards.
nobody has explained this occupy thing to me, sorry.
I'm lost myself, but they are protesting GREED, and Jesus would join
that revolution. But I don't know if the Christians are joining the
revolution or not.
I don't think I like crowds (agoraphobia), or even that I trust crowds
to know what they want, so I have come up with my own list of demands
to the powers that be...

1- Universal Healthcare, Canadian style. "MEDICARE FOR ALL OR NONE."

2- Space and respect for bicyclists.

3- Legalize marijuana and other "victimless crimes."

4- Tame traffic and put in place speed cameras. Open fast lanes and
enforce passing on the left only.

5- Open to question any visible waste of money out the public pocket,
such as stadiums. "MAKE PUNISHMENT FOR CORRUPTION SWIFT AND HARSH."

6- Invest in transportation infrastructure, including fast trains.

7- Eradicate homelessness.

8- Make communities liveable, walkable/rideable and green. "DISMANTLE
GATED COMMUNITIES."

9- Make politicians live in the worst of the area they represent. I
don't think we got any around here.

10- Stop political contributions by corporations.

Forget about the 10 Commandments and live reality. We can make our
reality everyday instead of waiting for Jesus. If you want it better,
wait until you get to Heaven.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-12-07 20:53:57 UTC
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Op 06-12-11 11:32, SFD schreef:> I believe there is no need for food, you feed on the love of God, there is
no bad behaviour as he who would naughty be will be cast out etc.,
no money, Jesse baby kicked all the money men out. No worry about housing,
just live in the house of the Lord, a mansion no doubt. Lets see, hmmm lets
calculate plus/minus the number of buggers living there.
Lets assume 3000 years of mankind, average population per year on a
progressive sliding scale would equate to roughly 15 Billion per year.
So 15Billion x 3000, shit!!... this is some big building man!
I am also lead to believe that there is a huge roof garden where the good
weed is grown, obtainable for free.
Too fucking crowded there mate, probably better off below!
Well you may be right in parts, but there are two witness reports of the
situation in heaven.
One was written by Mark Twain (listen to it onhttp://www.archive.org/details/cptstormfield_kl_librivox). The other one
("Ein Münchner im Himmel") was written by Ludwig Thoma (seehttp://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ein_M%C3%BCnchner_im_Himmel- unfortunately
German only).
According to Mark Twain live in paradise might be quite acceptabel
although sometimes in details surprising.
But Ludwig Thoma proves that live in Paradise may be less attractive
than hoped. The whole day playing the harp and singing "Hosianna" to
praise the Lord, but NO BEER. NO BEER, even not for some good guy from
Munich. That is bad indeed.
Still maybe some good weed, Thoma does not mention that, so there still
might be some hope.
Well for my person I would prefer hell. There are in fact two parts of
hell: A capitalis one and a socialist one. Being a socialist myself I
probably would be sent to the socialist hell.
Whereas in the capitalist hell everything is organized to perfection the
socialist hell is really horrible: For day no fire, torturing devices
are always short, the devils are too lazy to do their job ...
;-)
Groetjes uit Arft,
Dirk
--
D. Weber
Arft, Germany (50°23'N 07°05'E)
If possible, no html mails please
It's important that you are from Germany because only then you can
fully appreciate this metaphor:

"THERE'S A WALL BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELL."

Paradise is relative to the viewpoint of the observer, though it is
generally agreed that there's one side more evil than the other.
People who jump from Hell to Heaven may be surprised to find a lot of
difficulties, but it's understood that if you are high in the
hierarchy you got it made on either side. "Angels of death" keep an
eye on the wall and shoot without second thought.

God himself is something like part Hitler, part Stalin, part Castro.
He loves himself and wants everybody to do the same. How can you fail
to appreciate that he created this world, even when day-to-day life is
a piece of shit? I mean life could be much better, but it's Satan who
doesn't allow the world to be happy. How can Satan be so evil?

The political system up there will be libertarian. There's no State or
taxation. You only have the watchful eye of God checking you out.
There's no need to strive though as everything flows out of a horn
called Cornucopia, which happens to rhyme with Utopia.

Yes, the Christian Utopia is something to behold.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
2011-12-08 14:38:58 UTC
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On Dec 7, 10:57 am, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser
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God himself is something like part Hitler, part Stalin, part Castro.
He loves himself and wants everybody to do the same. How can you fail
to appreciate that he created this world, even when day-to-day life is
a piece of shit? I mean life could be much better, but it's Satan who
doesn't allow the world to be happy. How can Satan be so evil?
I have bumped into what I consider the best picture we got of the
Devil...

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He looks like a normal guy, but there's something funny about him.
Perhaps it is that evil eye. Perhaps it is his baldness. Perhaps it is
his quest for power.

The Christians have never made that search any easier, other than
pointing their finger at Obama. I'm starting to get paranoid.

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