I'm having fantasies about Mary Magdalene

[His Highness the TibetanMonkey, originator of the Stop the Bullshit Campaign]

I did a search and found her just like in my fantasies...

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She's sexy and hot. I wonder if Jesus ever... Well, you know, he
resisted the temptations from Satan, but the flesh is a different
matter. I mean, unless you are gay, you must like her and do what a
man has to do.

Or do I have a sick mind? And what is all this sexual repression by
the Christians anyway? Why they don't accept prostitution,
particularly when we live in a society where MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT
WALKS?

'Oh Mary Magdalene, I need a "massage"!'


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On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 08:08:20 -0700 (PDT), "His Highness the

Post by His Highness the TibetanMonkey, originator of the Stop the Bullshit Campaign
I did a search and found her just like in my fantasies...
http://www.thenazareneway.com/marymagdelene_narrowweb__300x401,0.jpg
She's sexy and hot. I wonder if Jesus ever... Well, you know, he
resisted the temptations from Satan, but the flesh is a different
matter. I mean, unless you are gay, you must like her and do what a
man has to do.

Mary Magdalene ain't nothin...
You should see SATAN!!http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=333http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=392http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=397
(Premise: Satan can take many forms, and in this form he's female and
Andy's current girlfriend. There is a total of 666 strips in the
series. Of course.)

I always knew Satan could wear skirts. Actually Mary Magdalene* could
have been the Devil himself.

Which is why the Christians consider prostitution "evil."

"Prostitution tends to be contentious in the communities in which it
exists. The religiously inclined may be morally outraged by its
presence, viewing it as a threat to the moral codes laid down in their
scriptures."

(interesting article)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_and_the_law

* I don't believe there's ever been a Mary Magdalene, but I'm the
Devil's advocate here. Don't ask me to make a coherent argument as I'm
using Christian logic --or lack of it. The rationale behind the Nordic
model --the selling of sex is OK, but buying it is not-- is plain
dumb.

NOTICE: I'M ALL FOR PREVENTING "SOCIAL PROSTITUTION," ie. poverty
forcing prostitution. Yes, SEX SHOULD BE FREE, but it often is a
commodity in the PORNO INDUSTRY. But I don't think the Christians have
a problem with that --at least the young.